Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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