You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
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Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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