spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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