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is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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