I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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