The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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