So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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