Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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