I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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