would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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