no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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