Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
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Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.