The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
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i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.