Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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