He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Success! We fucked roommates!
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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