Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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