The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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