Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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