Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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