Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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