I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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