You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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