Rock
Scissors
Fuck
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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