Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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