But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
In America we eat man semen.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
