I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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