is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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