I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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