Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
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she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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