He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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