If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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