i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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