we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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