I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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