Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
operation have a gay friend backfired
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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