My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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