ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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