If that was your dad, he is hot
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Randomize
