sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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