I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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