i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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