She said her name was "party"
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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