yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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