I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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