Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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