Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I think people are normalizing furries
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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