scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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