I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
3 2 1 whiskey
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
