Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
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OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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