Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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