South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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