He is an equal opportunity slut.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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