I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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