Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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