do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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