lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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