just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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