He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
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so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
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So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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