just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Hello my rib-scented angel!
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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