Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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